Farting

There's this guy next to me at work who farts. There are two types of farting techniques that he employs.

1) The audible fart that is short in duration, but loud enough to be heard. This type doesn't smell however, which is good.

2) The silent fart that could clear a building. This is my least favorite type.

In both cases my coworker acts as if nothing is wrong. If he is talking to you at the time, he just keeps on talking. If he is working at his computer, he keeps on working. If he is reading this blog and he farts, he just keeps on reading.