The Foreign Sprinkle

It is most disgusting when you feel a sprinkle on your leg at the urinal before you even unzip your pants. You look over and the guy next to you has his head back, moaning "aaaahhhhhhh...that six pack went right through me!" This happens mostly at sporting events where the urinals are way too close together.

Red Light with No One in Sight

Hey, that rhymes! I absolutely hate it when I am cruising along at 50+ mph and a traffic light changes to red just soon enough where I have to stop and I look over and there is NO ONE IN SIGHT in either direction on the cross street!

Farting

There's this guy next to me at work who farts. There are two types of farting techniques that he employs.

1) The audible fart that is short in duration, but loud enough to be heard. This type doesn't smell however, which is good.

2) The silent fart that could clear a building. This is my least favorite type.

In both cases my coworker acts as if nothing is wrong. If he is talking to you at the time, he just keeps on talking. If he is working at his computer, he keeps on working. If he is reading this blog and he farts, he just keeps on reading.

Snoopy people!

It totally bothers me when people snoop into what I'm reading or what I'm doing at my computer. This came up today when I was creating a GMAIL account on my computer at work and my co-worker looked over at my screen and asked, "You got invited to GMAIL? How can I get invited?" So, I reluctantly told him that I got it from my blogger account, so he knew 1) That I log into my blogger account at work and 2) That I have a gmail account. I don't like nosey people....mind your own f'n Business!!!!

The eternal light

you are at a stop light and the light NEVER changes,
so after about 15 minutes of waiting you decide to
just go for it...I mean, it's dark, you don't see
headlights in either direction...who's going to know?
So, you go for it and woooooooooo-woooooooo (that's
supposed to be a siren) a cop pulls you over and
issues you a ticket!



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The Slow Passer

just before a two lane highway merges into one lane, a car speeds up to pass you and then slows down to a slower speed than what YOU were driving!

Welcome to my gripes...

Welcome to the log of my gripes.  I hope you enjoy and laugh at them because they are not intended to be hateful or negative in any means.  Sometimes the things we hate the most are the things we laugh about the most.